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I know who God is!
　　A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
　　The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
　　The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
　　The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
　　The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
　　The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
　　The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"
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　　Does the dog know the proverb, too?
　　A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
　　"It's all right." said a gentleman. " Don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb. 'Barking dogs don't bite'?"
　　"Ah, yes." answered the little boy. " I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too.
　　Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.
　　"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."
　　He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe.
　　"What's that, Bobby?" "
　　Horsey, " said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"
　　布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”
　　他从书架上拿下一本自然书，把博比抱到膝上，打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。
　　“博比，这是什么？” “马马，”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片，博比回答说：“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片，博比说：“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的e799bee5baa6e79fa5e98193e59b9ee7ad9431333264646564画片，博比说：“爸爸！” [注]horsey: 马（儿语） pussy：猫咪（儿语）

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Weather Predict
　　A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
　　A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
　　"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
　　However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
　　Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
　　The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
　　天气预报
　　一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作7a686964616fe58685e5aeb931333262373866.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
　　一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
　　"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.
　　几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.
　　最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"
　　印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."