短小幽默的英语小故事,英语幽默故事

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短小幽默的英语小故事
　　1.Lady First 女士优先
　　 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and
　　the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all
　　right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be
　　mentioned first."
　　女士优先
　　一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。”
　　只有一个小男孩e5a48de588b67a686964616f31333337396330说：“不对，应该先说女士。”
　　2.Where is the egg?
　　Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
　　Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
　　Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
　　Student:In the cake,Sir.
　　鸡蛋在哪里？
　　老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？
　　学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
　　老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？
　　学生：在蛋糕里，先生。

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Delicious！
　　A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mothera birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers weregiving her． He heard about an amazing bird which could talk intwelve languages and sing ten famous operas． He immediately bought the bird and sent it to his mother． It cost him＄50，000．
　　The day after her birthday，he phoned his mother．“What did you think of the bird， Mother？” he asked eagerly．His mother replied，“7a686964616fe58685e5aeb931333262343663Delcious！”
　　说的是一个人花了很多钱买了一只鸟，送给他妈妈，过了一时间儿子问他鸟怎么样，他妈妈说“很美味！”
　　呵呵~~
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