英语幽默故事带翻译,英语幽默小故事(中英文对照)

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The Old Cat
　　An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
　　Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
　　【译文】
　　老猫
　　一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。
　　于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打e69da5e6ba90e799bee5baa6e79fa5e9819331333239303765这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”
　　A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.
　　He went on and came to a river. The river had bee very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
　　He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.
　　Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
　　【译文】
　　一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。
　　他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”
　　他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。
　　不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。
　　The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
　　Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do e and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should e and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must e and see me at my house in the city."
　　The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is ing!" They ran away quickly and hid.
　　After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
　　【译文】
　　城里老鼠和乡下老鼠
　　从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。”
　　乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。
　　过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”
　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
　　Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
　　老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
　　汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
　　A Good Boy
　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
　　"She is the one who sells the candy."
　　好孩子
　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
　　“她是个卖糖果的。”
　　Drunk
　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
　　醉酒
　　一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

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Three Little Pigs 三只小猪
　　Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈
　　their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东
　　Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他
　　Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是
　　Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈
　　works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。
　　to do the housework.
　　Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得
　　your own houses. 为自己盖间房。
　　Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。
　　Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
　　Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。
　　Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可
　　for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。
　　Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？
　　Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。
　　Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。
　　Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不
　　And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。
　　Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。
　　What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？
　　Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。
　　Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。
　　Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。
　　……
　　Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打
　　a nap. 个盹吧。
　　Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房
　　is strong. 很坚固。
　　Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！
　　Doors!
　　Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。
　　Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶
　　aren’t strong. 都不牢固。
　　Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东
　　Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。
　　to Long-Long’s house.
　　Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命!
　　Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。
　　Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了，
　　is ing. Let me in. 让我们进去。
　　Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的
　　My house is strong. 房子很坚固。
　　Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们
　　Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打
　　the door! 开。
　　Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。
　　你这只恶狼。
　　Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。
　　Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。
　　blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。
　　is very strong.
　　Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！
　　Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。
　　Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。
　　Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。
　　Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。
　　wolf is dead
　　Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以7a64e59b9ee7ad9431333332396165后，丁丁、东东
　　Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。
　　They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。