【讽刺的英文】英语讽刺关于英语幽默中讽刺的例子(至少4个)

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【答案】 1.Plumber（水暖工）:I’m sorry I was late.
　　Man:While we were waiting for you,I taught my wife how to swim.
　　2.As soon as Eve ate the apple of wisdom[智慧],she reached for the fig(无花果) leaf;
　　when a woman begins to think,her first thought is of a new dress.
　　3.Son:Remember,Dad,Thomas Edison got bad grades in school,too.
　　Father:Stay in your room until you invented the light bulb.
　　4.I am convinced that both my long age and exceptional health are to be explained by
　　an obvious facts:I never touched a cigarette,a drink,or a girl until I was almost ten
　　years old.
　　5.Employer to applicant:In this job we need someone who is responsible.
　　Applicant:I'm the one you want.On my last job,every time anything went wrong,
　　they said I was responsible.