My husband had just bought a new washing machine for me. I decided to use it the _36 day, and I washed a lot of things. Everything worked 37 , but I couldn’t find 38 of my husband’s socks though I had looked 39 for it.
The next morning, I got ready for 40 as usual. When the bell rang, the students came in. I greeted them and told them 41 we were going to do 42 .
When I turned 43 to write on the blackboard, the class burst out 44 . They laughed and laughed. They laughed so much, in fact, that I was 45_ the headmaster would be in to see all this.
I asked the class to 46 , but the 47 I talked , the more they laughed. So I thought I had better pay 48 attention to them and continue to write on the blackboard. When I did this, they laughed even more.
Before long, the teacher who had the room next to 49 came to see 50 all the laughter was about. When he came in, he started 51 , too. “ Good Heavens!” I said . “ Will 52 please tell me what is so _ 53 ? ” “ Oh, God, ” said the teacher. “ You have a brown 54 stuck (沾) to the back of your shirt. ” So that’s 55 I found my husband’s missing sock. “ Oh, well, ” I said to the class, “ Let’s just say you have had an unforgettable lesson on static electricity (静电).”
【小题1】A．veryB．lastC．nextD．following【小题2】A．hardB．wellC．fastD．slowly【小题3】A．allB．bothC．eitherD．one【小题4】A．nowhereB．somewhereC．anywhereD．everywhere【小题5】A．breakfastB．clothesC．schoolD．books【小题6】A．whichB．whatC．howD．why【小题7】A．todayB．this dayC．that dayD．now【小题8】A．aroundB．backC．offD．over【小题9】A．smilingB．laughingC．cryingD．quarrelling【小题10】A．afraidB．doubtfulC．sureD．glad【小题11】A．lookB．writeC．stopD．go on【小题12】A．betterB．quickerC．lessD．more【小题13】A．furtherB．moreC．hardlyD．no【小题14】A．meB．mineC．usD．his【小题15】A．whatB．whyC．whichD．that【小题16】A．writingB．askingC．talkingD．laughing【小题17】A．everyoneB．anyoneC．someoneD．he【小题18】A．funnyB．wrongC．pleasantD．unforgettable【小题19】A．handkerchiefB．sockC．paperD．hair【小题20】A．whyB．whenC．howD．WhatA
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解析：本文记叙了作者用新买的洗衣机洗完衣服后找不到了丈夫的袜子，第二天去上课被学生和其他老师发现袜子在衣服上，闹出了的笑话。
【小题1】A 词义辨析。A非常B最后C下一个D接下来 这里指“我在丈夫买给我的第二天使用洗衣机” 故选C
Following指接下来的所有。不符合
【小题2】B 词义和上下文辨析。A努力的B好的C快速的D慢慢地 下文可推出：我找不到我丈夫的袜子了 并且“but”表示转折，所以前面应是情况好的 故选B 句意：一切都很顺利。
【小题3】D 词义辨析和上下文辨析。A全都（三者及以上）B全都（两者）C也（表示否定）D一个 根据下文中though I had looked 39 for it.中的“it”可知“我”找不到一只袜子 故选D
【小题4】D 词义辨析。A无处B一些地方C无论何处D每一处 句意：我在每一个地方都找了 故选D
【小题5】C 词义辨析。A早餐B衣服C学校D书 句意：我像往常一样准备早餐 故选A
【小题6】B 宾语从句。从句中do缺少宾语。故选B 句意：我告诉他们要做什么
【小题7】C 词义和上下文辨析。A今天B这天C那天D现在 作者是在回忆，所以应是“那天”故选C
【小题8】A 短语和上下文辨析。A turn around 转身B turn back（使）往回走；翻起，折转；扭转；掉过头来
C turn off 关 Dturn on 开 句意：当我转身在黑板上写字时。股宣布A
【小题9】B 词义和上下文辨析。A微笑B大笑C哭泣D吵架 根据下文They laughed and laughed. They laughed so much可知，这里指，教室里爆发出大笑声。故选B
【小题10】A 形容词词义和上下文辨析。A害怕的B怀疑的C肯定的D高兴的 句意：我害怕校长看到这些。故选A
【小题11】C 动词词义和上下文辨析。A看B写C停止D继续 句意：我让他们停下来 故选C
【小题12】D 词义和上下文辨析。A更好B更快C更少D更好 but表示转折，说明他们并没有停下来 句意：我说的越多，他们笑得越多。故选D the+比较级。。。the+比较级 越。。。越。。。
【小题13】D 词义辨析。A深远的B更多的C几乎不D不，没有 句意：我认为我最好不注意他们 pay no attention to 不注意。。。 故选D
【小题14】B 词义和上下文辨析。A我B我的C我们D他的 句意：不久以后，旁边教室的老师来看在笑什么 这里指我的教室的旁边的教室里的老师 故选B
【小题15】A 宾语从句。About后面缺少宾语 选A 句意：来看在笑什么。
【小题16】D 词义和上下文辨析。A写B问C谈论D大笑 由后面的“too”可知，进来的老师也笑了。故选D
【小题17】C 语境辨析 。句意：有人愿意告诉我。。。。？ 选C 不确定的某人用someone
【小题18】A 词义和上下文辨析。A有趣的B错误的C愉快的D不能忘记的 句意：有人愿意告诉我是什么如此有趣？故选A
【小题19】B 词义和上下文辨析。A手帕B袜子C纸D头发 由下文found my husband’s missing sock.可知袜子在作者的衣服上。故选B
【小题20】C 表语从句。A为什么B何时C如何D什么 句意：所以那就是我如何找到我丈夫的袜子的