英语简短小故事越简短越好,字数少,有中文,要容易懂/读,

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Just after class,a teacher asked to a studentBoy,why have you got cotton in your ear?Is it infected?You look very pain, No,sir,but you just told me everything my a ear went in one ear and out.so I am trying to stop it.
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”
选我吧,我打字很慢,不容易啊~