【搞笑话剧剧本】急需一份英语十五分钟以内短剧剧本十一人经典搞笑...

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急需一份英语十五分钟以内短剧剧本 十一人 经典搞笑都可比较急一点大二水平 英语

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【答案】 人物:A,B,C
  A和B为朋友
  C 为小偷
  A and B waits for the bus with hands full of shopping bags.A carrying expensive LV handbag.C stands next to A.
  The bus es and all three board the bus.
  A:I'm tired out from all that shopping!
  B:Yeah but we managed to get quite a few good bargains!
  C looks around,a little nervous.Stands closer to A
  The road is a little bumpy and the stuffy air is somewhat unfortable.A turns to C
  A(to C):Excuse me,sir.Can you stop leaning towards me?
  C:sorry (move away)
  B:Are you alright?
  A:Yes,but he makes me feel unfortable.
  B:Relax,we only have 2 more stops to go.
  公车继续向前
  C turn to A
  C:May I know which stop to alight to get to XX mall?
  A is not sure and asks B,turning her head away from C.C took the chance to put his hand into A's handbag,A is oblivious as she/he is busy talking to B.
  A:*give directions to C* take 4 more stops from here and alight,walk north until you see a McDonalds,and then turn right,you should see the shopping mall
  C puts something into his bag
  C:thank you.
  C accidentally drops something from his bag
  A:Wait a minute!What is my keychain doing in your bag?
  C looks at A nervously
  A:are you a pickpocket?
  C:no...I...(door opens,C runs to the door)
  B grabs C as C run past B
  C:I'm sorry.I'm urgently in need of cash so...
  A:Please return my purse and promise you would not do it again.
  C:yes I promise.
  B:alright,we'll let you off this time but don't let us catch you doing it again.
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