【英语幽默小故事】英语幽默幽默小故事

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【答案】 1)TOM'S EXCUSE
　　Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
　　Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,School-Go
　　Slow.
　　汤姆的借口
　　老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
　　汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行.
　　2)
　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says:God,what is a million dollars to you? and God says:A penny,then the man says:God,what is a million years to you? and God says:a second,then the man says:God,can I have a penny? and God says In a second
　　一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊,一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟.
　　3))Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
　　“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
　　一盒小火柴
　　妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴.汤米回来后,妈妈问他,“你买的是好用的火柴吗?”
　　“是的,妈妈.”汤米回答,“我把它们都试过了.”