英语翻译以上是一段老美恶搞姚明的视频网...因本人只受过义务教育...所以对这段视频里的英文不太懂.

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我很后悔看了你这题,看完了心里很难受.因为声音很小,所以没有百分百听到,也不原意重看他们这样丑化姚明.
以下以YM代替姚明.
In the basketball court,in Houston,home of the Houston Rockets.在侯斯顿火箭队的篮球场上
A man arrives from across the sea with big money in the pocket.一个男子从海那边到来,口袋满载了钱
YM,YM People came from miles and miles around to see the seven and half foot fame.人们从老远跑来,看这七尺半的名人
YM,YM,
He spoken no English 他不会说英语
so they just put him under the basket 所以只能叫他站在篮底
Anything you want from the seven foot giant
All you have to do is to ask it 你只需要开口问,对这七尺巨人的任何要求
When it e to get rebound,当他抢益篮板时
You know he is the best 你知道他是最好的
I am.YM,Ym 我是.姚明
You have to watch his ball 你要小心看着他的球
'cause it above the rest 因为它比谁都高(这儿有点一语双关的黄色双关语.)
It was clear.genetic engineer.他明顕是曾用基因改造过的
the road to fame is a lonely one at least that how he feels 他很清楚地知道,成名路上是很寂寞的
until he met his match and lonely friend in a man call Sheq O'neal 直到他找到他唯一的,孤独的朋友奥尼尔
YM,YM A man with a massive brow.and a neck of a cow,这个有一条像牛颈一样的粗眉男人,
It is no telling what the future brings
谁也说不准他的前途
(因为是胡閙的歌词,冒求压韵,所以有些原文句子是不通的.)