【短故事笑话】求三篇文明的英语小故事和小笑话越短越简单越好.

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【答案】 1、A:What is the longest word in the English language?
　　B:“SMILES,there is a mile between the first and last letters!
　　中文：“你知道英语中最长的单词是什么吗?”
　　“SMILES,这单词第一个字母与最后一个字母之间隔了一英里（mile）.”
　　2、A:Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
　　B:Yes I am,I married the wrong woman.
　　中文：A：你的结婚戒指带错手指了.B：我知道,因为我和一个错误（坏）的女人结了婚.
　　3、Mother:Freddie,why is your face so red?
　　Freddie:I was running up the street to stop a fight.
　　Mother:That's a very nice thing to do.Who was fighting?
　　Freddie:Me and Jackie Smith.
　　中文：妈妈：弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
　　弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?
　　妈妈：你做的对,谁和谁在打架.
　　弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯.