【笑话篇】求3分钟的的英语笑话一篇

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【答案】 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
　　Tom: Every time I e to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.
　　老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
　　汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行.
　　不行还有：
　　Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
　　Jack: Certainly.
　　Tom: And why?
　　Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
　　汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑.我该不该借给他?
　　杰克：当然应该了.
　　汤姆：为什么?
　　杰克：否则他就该跟我借了.
　　
　　Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
　　Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
　　妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?
　　汤姆：我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇瓶子了