Many jokes are made up about famous people. Here is one about Bill Clinton, the former(先前的) president of the United States.
Hillary died and went to heaven. When she was met by the Angel Gabriel she noticed behind her a wall of unimaginable proportions(部分) that was pletely covered with clocks.
“What are they?” she asked the heavenly angel in plete surprise.
“They are lie clocks. Each time you lie, the hand moves a little bit to the right. See that one?” the angel pointed to one that hadn’t moved at all, “That’s Mother Theresa’s, who has never told a lie. And that one, ” he points to another, “That was Abraham Lincoln’s. He only ever told two lies. ”
Hillary looked around with some interest, then wandered back over to the angel again. “Excuse me, ” she asked, “but where is Bill Clinton’s clock?”“The Lord Jesus is using it in his office for a ceiling fan. ”
【小题1】The clock of Bill Clinton is used as a ceiling fan because . A．the Lord Jesus likes himB．the wall was already covered by other clocksC．his clock moves the fastestD．his clock moves too slowly【小题2】It was suggested in the joke that . A．Hillary couldn’t find her own clockB．Mother Theresa told the fewest liesC．Clinton is a big liarD．The Lord Jesus likes clocks very much【小题3】Who is the most honest person mentioned?A．Bill ClintonB．Mother TheresaC．Abraham LincolnD．HillaryC
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(答案→)C
解析：
【小题1】C推理判断题。从第四段the angel pointed to one that hadn't moved at all, That's Mother Theresa's, who has never told a lie. 可推知，说谎越多，表针转得越快，Bill Clinton说谎最多。
【小题2】C推理判断题。说谎越多，表针转得越快。被当做风扇用，说谎一定很多。
【小题3】B细节理解题。从第四段the angel pointed to one that hadn't moved at all, That's Mother Theresa's, who has never told a lie. 可知。