The English language is changing fast,thanks to the rapid progress of technology. We all h

The English language is changing fast,thanks to the rapid progress of technology. We all have a rapid choice: we can either bury our heads in the sand and spend the rest of our lives wishing Shakespeare were alive and well. Or we can embrace (拥抱) the new English,enter into the spirit of the Internet age called Weblish.
“You can’t avoid it,for the simple reason that whenever a new variety of language es along,it inevitably (不可避免的) impacts（冲击）on the language as a whole.” says Dr. David Crystal, honorary professor of linguistics（语言学）at the University of Wales in Bangor, whose book Language and the Internet has just been published.
The trouble with keeping up with the new English is not so much that there are so many new words but that the old words no longer mean what we thought they did. In the past, if someone said they did not have Windows, you would have to suppose they lived in a cave.These days,it is probably because they use a Mac(which is a puter, not a rain coat). Spam is as disliked as it ever was ,but it once meant an unappetizing（引不起食欲的）canned meat.It now stands for unwanted “junk” email. Spellings are changing, too. Not only is text-messaging playing “hvc wth vrbs” (havoc（混乱）with verbs), but the conventions of email munication place little emphasis on “perfect speaking”.
Weblish loves to see nouns happily bee verbs(“please bookmark this site”),and verbs bee nouns (“Send me the download”). Verbs and prepositions are regularly thrown together to bee new nouns or adjectives(e.g. dial-up, logon, print-on-demand, pull-down, upload), while others are created from simply pairing nouns: cyberspace, Etl, hyperlink, netspeak.
【小题1】The best title of this passage would be     .A．Keep Up with the Latest WeblishB．Keep Up with the Latest DevelopmentC．Newly Invented English WordsD．Technology and English【小题2】We can infer（推断）from the first paragraph that     .A．Some people wish Shakespeare were still aliveB．people may have different attitudes towards WeblishC．all people wele WeblishD．Weblish is not popular among people【小题3】The author thinks the main difficulty for people in keeping up with Weblish is that     .A．old words have new meaningsB．there are so many new wordsC．the technology is changing too fastD．Weblish words are full of spelling mistakes【小题4】Dr. David Crystal would probably agree that     .A．people should not accept WeblishB．Weblish can cause misunderstandings among peopleC．Weblish will destroy the English languageD．people should know something about WeblishA